Lil Kim carries Louis Vuitton at the beach. Of course.

I have an odd affection for Lil Kim. She’s probably completely insane, but she seems so irrepressible and fun that I can’t help but like her. Not only can she rap, but she dated Notorious BIG, changed everything on her body via plastic surgery, got her boob jiggled by Diana Ross in front of America on MTV, went to prison for a year, got out and wowed everyone on Dancing with the Stars, and is now at the beach carrying an uber expensive Louis Vuitton Monogram Vernis Alma as her beach bag.

And because she’s all about coordinating her accessories, she’s tying the whole thing together with a matching patent leather Louis Vuitton belt. She’s got so much clothing on here that I get the impression that it might actually be cold at the beach, but I’d happily go to wherever she is, even if it is cold, and even if it meant it would mess up my blowout, if I got to use her beach accessories.